After much reconnaissance, I can report that my mom (the current ruling regime) underestimates my abilities and has been covering up a flaw in the current homeland security system. The current detention chair seems, unfortunately, to be secure and escape-proof.
Revealing my skills and talents, strategically over time, has been part of my master plan from the beginning. Based on my assessments of current world politics, I realize that the "Shock and Awe" approach will not be received well publicly. Thus, I prefer to use the "Sneak and Surprise" approach.
Disclosing this classified information means you are now sworn to secrecy. My mom knows I am coordinated, curious, motivated and clever, but she now knows my plan to conquer the world one cheerio at a time (right after I have a nap).
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Ha you crack me up!
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